Alien Cowboys and the American Gold Standard
Alien cowboys are invading our government in order to bring back the gold standard.
The Effects of Street Magicians on YOUR Life Span
Street magicians use their wizardry to steal your life force when you walk by them.
Capitalist Overlords are Ruling the Roadways
Interstate highways are called “i-XX” because they’re owned by Apple and big business is controlling our lives.
OPINION: I'm Against Communism - I Don't Want to be Gay!
As a bisexual, Communism will redistribute the sexuality and make me gay.